A Blonde Moment

[Kefgirl]

A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates. 'I'm sorry,' St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of godly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.'


'That's cool' said the Blonde, 'What does the Entrance Exam consist of?'


'Just three questions' said St Peter.


'Which are?' asked the Blonde.


'The first,' said St Peter, 'is, which two days of the week start with the letter 'T' '? The second is 'How many seconds are there in a year?'

The third is 'What was the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?''Now,' said St Peter, 'Go away and think about those questions and when I call upon you, I shall expect you to have those answers for me.'


So the Blonde went away and gave those three questions some considerable thought (I expect you to do the same).


The following morning, St Peter called upon theBlonde and asked if she had considered the questions, to which she replied, 'I have.'


'Well then,' said St Peter, 'Which two days of the week start with the letter T?'


The Blonde said, 'Today and Tomorrow.'


St Peter pondered this answer for some time, and decided that indeed the answer can be applied to the question.


'Well then, could I have your answer to the second of the three questions?' St Peter went on, 'how many seconds in a year?'


The Blonde replied, 'Twelve!''Only twelve?' exclaimed St Peter, 'How did you arrive at that figure?'


'Easy,' said the Blonde, 'there's the second of January, the second of February, and right through to the second of December, giving a total of twelve seconds.'


St Peter looked at the Blonde and said, 'I need some time to consider your answer before I can give you a decision.' And he walked away shaking his head.


A short time later, St Peter returned to the Blonde. 'I'll allow the answer to stand, but you need to get the third and final question absolutely correct to be allowed into Heaven. Now, can you tell me the answer to the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'


The blonde replied: 'Of the three questions, I found this the easiest to answer.'


'Really!' exclaimed St Peter, 'And what is the answer?'


'It's Andy.'


'Andy??'


'Yes, Andy,' said the Blonde


This totally floored St Peter, and he paced this way and that, deliberating the answer. Finally, he could not stand the suspense any longer, and turning to the blonde, asked 'How in God's name did you arrive at THAT answer?''Easy' said the Blonde, 'Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited til his billy boiled.'




And the Blonde entered Heaven...



... you're singing it now, aren't you?

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[tonik1945]

  xx

[Chucky]

Love it

[lorilou]

Singing loud and clear, Kefgirl - between huge gulps of laughter.
Thank you!
L

[itstime]

Singing loud and clear, Kefgirl - between huge gulps of laughter.
Thank you!
L

here it's huge gulps of chilled white wine

[Rockykalamar]

What is the world (site) coming to! lol!!!!At least the blonde in your joke wasn't criticising restaurants, jewellers and Captains and everything else that certain " Brits Abroad" in Kalkan are moaning about!... How refreshing! Good on you, Kefgirl! At least, you can laugh at yourself!

[Rockykalamar]

And us !!

[Lancs lass]

Ooo Rockykalamar I have touched a nerve, and how did you know I was blonde  .
I think it's very unfair to associate my reviews with the accusations and slatings on other subjects such as the jewellery thread, of which I had nothing to do with.

[Rockykalamar]

Hi Lanclass.. I was congratulating Kefgirl on being fun! I really wasn't referring to you! I didn't know you were blond!

[lorilou]

here it's huge gulps of chilled white wine

OMG Itstime
what with the recent postings and rantings i'm off to crack open a bottle and get my share of white wine gulps ... praps theres something in the air tonight!
  Cheers!!

[itstime]

what's in the air here are fumes from my lovely Chardonnay. Having a laugh on here tonight and just what I need. Not long found out my job is under real threat out of 50 of us we now know 25 are to go. Real uncertainty and worry. I love my job and so don't want it to disappear but out of my hands now. This bloody recession is really beginning to bite. Ah well got Kalkan in 5 weeks and already booked for 3 weeks in July so keeping everything crossed

(sorry to go off topic)

[lorilou]

what's in the air here are fumes from my lovely Chardonnay. Having a laugh on here tonight and just what I need. Not long found out my job is under real threat out of 50 of us we now know 25 are to go. Real uncertainty and worry. I love my job and so don't want it to disappear but out of my hands now. This bloody recession is really beginning to bite. Ah well got Kalkan in 5 weeks and already booked for 3 weeks in July so keeping everything crossed

(sorry to go off topic)

itstime - Two glasses in I'm catching up.

It's not easy to be in such uncertain times. But, sometimes good comes from bad, I hope that's the case for you, and you get good news about your job.
Working for ourselves, we just have to keep diversifying. I don't know who I'm meant to be half the time!
if you are off to lovely Kalkan in 5 weeks you are there at the same time as us.

So we may get to share a few fumes ....
cheers
L

[itstime]

Thanks Lorilou. Hopefully it will all work out and if not well as one door closes......
I'm always available to share a bottle of chilled Angora

[lorilou]

Thanks Lorilou. Hopefully it will all work out and if not well as one door closes......
I'm always available to share a bottle of chilled Angora

Chillier the better!
No fishbowls though ... not even in flats ...