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Offline Blue Lizard

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careful what you take on a plane!!
« on: April 06, 2010, 01:48:33 PM »
I tried not to snigger when i heard on the news that Two ladies arrived at Liverpools John Lennon Airport and tried to board a plane to Berlin with a mans dead body in a wheelchair,he was wearing sunglasses but was very dead.....even more incredible they had arrived by taxi from Oldham!!  :o :o

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Re: careful what you take on a plane!!
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2010, 02:05:00 PM »
Just heard about it on Granada news,very strange,was he going in with the luggage or had he paid for a seat ?
musnt laugh but its hard not to have a snigger.  :o >:D
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Re: careful what you take on a plane!!
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2010, 02:42:47 PM »
I suppose it was all going fine till they asked "did you pack your bag yourself?"..err hello!!..or maybe it was that he didn't have any luggage? :-\

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Re: careful what you take on a plane!!
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2010, 06:56:15 PM »
Apparently he was German....will they stop at nothing to save seats? :o :o :laugh:
 
The taxi driver is "upset and devastated by his ordeal" and the airport remained open during the incident - felt I was reading a Monty Python script as opposed to the local newspaper!
Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt :)

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Re: careful what you take on a plane!!
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2010, 07:02:55 PM »
Maybe it was a Godtrail check in and the poor man passed over while waiting? ::)

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Re: careful what you take on a plane!!
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2010, 07:31:10 PM »
...did you mean to say Godtrail, BL? Poignant slip of the keys or a very clever pun...hmmm?  :-*

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Re: careful what you take on a plane!!
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2010, 08:31:32 AM »
K4E ..your on the ball!! >:D

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Re: careful what you take on a plane!!
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2010, 12:47:20 PM »

Damn! Why didn't I think of that when my hubby popped off unexpectedly (heart attack) in Islamlar almost two years ago? Couldn't get a refund on his unused plane seat going home!  :'(

Do you think Dalaman staff would have noticed?

Thanks to all for keeping me 'in touch' with Kalkan.

Ww  >:D

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Re: careful what you take on a plane!!
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2010, 12:50:15 PM »
Welcome to EK  :)

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Re: careful what you take on a plane!!
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2010, 01:03:15 PM »
Yes welcome aboard weird!!...i hope we haven't offended you with our naughtiness about this poor man after your own loss.. :-*

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Re: careful what you take on a plane!!
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2010, 01:10:55 PM »
Thanks EK and Lizard. I've been reading for so long, I feel as if I know you already!

No offence at all; loved it! Black humour has kept me going... and even got me banned from the bereavement forum where I acquired the 'weird' nickname.  >:D


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