Author Topic: special Birthday (Read 4769 times)

One sheet · « **on:** June 14, 2013, 01:41:31 PM »

Hi

I have heard that there is a market in town. I want to buy my wife a present but don't want to spend too much money as would rather spend on some new tech for myself. Are the copy's good enough to pass off as the real thing (she's a bit on the dizzy side and won't really inspect the gift).

Linkback: https://www.enjoykalkan.com/forum/index.php?topic=11174.0

Lynne T · « **Reply #1 on:** June 14, 2013, 03:31:57 PM »

Well one sheet, I think it is lucky that you are still married !!

Kalkankiwi · « **Reply #2 on:** June 14, 2013, 03:33:46 PM »

Glad I am not married to you One sheet!!!!!!!

Lynne T · « **Reply #3 on:** June 14, 2013, 03:39:55 PM »

I think you might need to buy a diamond now !!

Lizilu20 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 14, 2013, 05:18:20 PM »

Are you for real one sheet!!!

You need to speak to a guy called misty, he's really hot on quality cr*p and genuine fakes!! He'll give you some good advice

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No offence but if I was your wife, I'd spit in your Efes!!!

One sheet · « **Reply #5 on:** June 14, 2013, 05:31:18 PM »

??

Perhaps I've come across all wrong. As we all know, there's a credit crunch on. I just want to get the most for my hard earned. I'm sure she will be none the wiser. I have bought her some quality presents in the past which she greatly appreciated. The steam generator is so quick and easy and it gives her more time to do the hoovering.

Bob & Jayne · « **Reply #6 on:** June 14, 2013, 05:52:13 PM »

One sheet! Now there's a name? Is that a sailing term or just a lack of bedding!!! Welcome to the forum anyway

Jayne

Lizilu20 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 14, 2013, 05:58:50 PM »

One sheet?? Think it's more like 3 sheets (to the wind that is!!!)

Skunk · « **Reply #8 on:** June 14, 2013, 06:02:06 PM »

I am speechless! (For once)

Mags · « **Reply #9 on:** June 14, 2013, 06:07:28 PM »

Don't fall for it, folks. I rather think we have a troll in our midst... Back under your bridge, sir!

Bob & Jayne · « **Reply #10 on:** June 14, 2013, 06:50:51 PM »

Is it Blue Lizard under cover?
B

jg64 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 14, 2013, 08:31:56 PM »

Nope, I reckon its Bazza!

kalkan4eva · « **Reply #12 on:** June 14, 2013, 09:42:34 PM »

I second that, jg64....bazza. Although the punctuation is poor for a journo - Copy's instead of copies??

hobbo · « **Reply #13 on:** June 15, 2013, 12:17:00 AM »

Replace sheet for love

Lynne T · « **Reply #14 on:** June 15, 2013, 06:45:45 AM »

I know who One Sheet is !!!!
He is my husband , he got fed up of me saying the forum says this and I will ask the forum.
He was laughing away on the iPad and I knew there is nothing funny on the mini forum, so I held a citronella candle to his face ( oh no I can't find them) and he cracked .
It's my birthday next month he has a lot to make for !!!
Lynne T

Lizilu20 · « **Reply #15 on:** June 15, 2013, 08:35:40 AM »

Oh you tell tale titch field agent Lynne!!! I was enjoying that while it lasted!! You'd better make sure that he buys you something nice now!!

Glad to see that you're taking your mission seriously and well done for exposing a spy in the camp!! Your reward is a trip to the jewellers

One sheet · « **Reply #16 on:** June 15, 2013, 09:11:08 AM »

It is I, One Sheet. I have been exposed and my cover blown. Lynne T used all sorts of methods to extract a confession and I cracked !

I have been on to HQ. They are sending reinforcements in the shape of my 2 brothers - Three Sheets and Four Sheets (we don't mention Two Sheets, he was the black sheep of the family) and are on a plane as we speak. Obviously, they will be briefed upon arrival and their identities changed. Be on guard Kalkan forum users. We will do battle again.