Be fair to the fairer sex?

[Wally]

Although my original comment about places to watch rugby seems to have died a death on the forum, I am a little concerned that, and this could have started with the latest skygate 'sexism' scandal with Andy Gray and Richard Keays, I have been approached by a lady who demands 'that men are fairer to the fairer sex' and intends to get a majority of the Kalkan ladies to 'invade' the haunts of men watching sport on tv and demand from the owner that he switches channels to watch 'dancing on ice' coronation street or whatever strange programs are on! Although her argument is abhorrent to all red blooded males and could be treated as a joke, we cannot be complacent! Women appear to far out number men in Kalkan! We then are potentially the downtrodden sex! Our sacred meeting places, handed down from father to son are in danger? I submit a urgent plea to all men of any sporting nature to join together to stop this cancerous growth from spreading. I suggest that a determined, although secret proactive group is formed under the title 'Blokes Against Ladies Leisure Schemes' immediately! We, as a group will outline our intentions to all males living in Kalkan, that we are not a down trodden minority but men of action. We must though not let the enemy know our plans before we strike as the threat of lack of food or being made to sleep in the spare room might break even the strongest of men.

We must show that B.A.L.L.S mean business AND are not prepared to just HANG about on this issue! Join the fight now before its too late! Let all men know that when we are together we will talk B.A.L.L.S

Linkback: https://www.enjoykalkan.com/forum/index.php?topic=7297.0

[kalkan4eva]

Wally.. I wonder if your forum name is a description?
I think your post is meant to be tongue-in-cheek, but the absence of any smiley faces leaves it open to misinterpretation...you might want to think about that
I get a bit fed-up when people think only men like sport and women like dancing on ice? You're stuck in the past, mate. Plenty of men...I'm referring to those you might call "red-blooded"....also like the soaps and those programmes you obviously don't and vice versa....even when said in jest, its annoying to women who like sport. You're not doing Rugby fans any favours, IMHO
OOoops just fell off my soap box, damn six inch heels
By the way, all threads die a quick death on this forum during the winter months...only a few of us on here posting

[fidimax]

HaHa...Go for it K4E,my wife would agree with you on this one.
And if anyone in kalkan wants to watch rugby on tv,try the swan,if it is open,Iam sure Oz would put it on for you. 

[Wally]

Whoops, done it again

Must learn my little attempt for a tongue in cheek discussion does not always work but I did think that my name for the organisation and the last sentence what men talk about would give it away

You are correct though that my forum name, as my lovely wife tells me, suits me perfectly, nice but dim! Anyway to all the fairer sex did not mean any insult, love women, always respect their opinions, after all did marry one!

Bye for now  Will I return with yet another 'sorry'?
 
 

[turkeyfan]

Oops Wally

I have to say that I thought what you said was funny and took it as a joke, but then I'm not into sport (of any kind - dancing or football) so that maybe why I wasn't offended.   

[Blue Lizard]

Hey wally!! how was your night in the doghouse?..i heard mrs wally contacted kapsa to see about having your B.A.L.L.S removed......i fully support ladies in sport and am especially keen on ladies beach volleyball

[Legionaire]

Irony is great is it not?
Wally being told to lighten up on his Rugby thread and then this?
I took it as I wanted to and presumed it was a bit of light hearted banter.
And look no smileys!