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Jack of all trades.....
« on: July 14, 2010, 09:04:56 AM »
 :laugh:  Hi, need a mature lady for any of the following?:
babysitting/childminding, ironing, cleaning, decorating, gardening, etc. Also, from a legal background so proof reading, typing, office admin. Please let me know. Thanks. :)

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Re: Jack of all trades.....
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2010, 09:19:54 AM »
Bobibag, you need a wife!

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Re: Jack of all trades.....
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2010, 09:30:43 AM »
 :o I would agree with you if I was a man and looking for a mature lady.  I believe you may have misread my post!  :)
 
 
 

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Re: Jack of all trades.....
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2010, 12:57:45 PM »
bobibag, I think BB was being ironic ;) ;)
good luck with your search
Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt :)

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Re: Jack of all trades.....
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2010, 01:05:10 PM »
Perhaps we should now have an Employment Wanted section on the Forum!!

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Re: Jack of all trades.....
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2010, 01:54:36 PM »
this is actually an employment offer - well, I'm assuming there'll be remuneration attached for this multi-skilled individual. The word "mature" could be misinterpreted, by the way! My 21 year old is quite mature, but my 73 year old mother is anything but ;D

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Re: Jack of all trades.....
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2010, 02:15:21 PM »
Perhaps we should now have an Employment Wanted section on the Forum!!

I agree, good idea !

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Re: Jack of all trades.....
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2010, 02:25:01 PM »
Bewella - my post was tongue in cheek as we all know if you are a foreigner you cannot work for remuneration, legally in Turkey without a work permit !!

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Re: Jack of all trades.....
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2010, 02:27:12 PM »
You forgot cooking in the job discription,then you could give up doing anything at all,also you didnt post the pay scale,for doing all these chores I should think it would be in the region of £800 per week,oh does the job include food and lodging ?    ;D    >:D
EFES TIME AGAIN !

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Re: Jack of all trades.....
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2010, 02:50:06 PM »
To be fair, KC, Bobibag didn't actually stipulate that the mature lady had to be non-Turkish in that long list of requirements ;)
She also doesn't say if this employment offer is for Kalkan...although being a resident we can make the assumption.
Neil, are you interested? Would you not fall down on the "mature" element of the criteria ;D ;D :-*

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Re: Jack of all trades.....
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2010, 03:25:13 PM »
Hi Kalkan4eva I think it is quite clear - she wants a job

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Re: Jack of all trades.....
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2010, 03:32:13 PM »
MATURE ? I thought it said MANURE ! to go with the gardening part of the position !  ;D
If its in Kalkan,£800 and food and lodging,I will start on monday.  :)
 
I think I will fit into "mature" part in age,but not in mind,the outlaws dont call me Peter Pan for nothing. ::)

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Re: Jack of all trades.....
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2010, 04:39:24 PM »
Lighten up guys! Didn't know there were so many wanna be comedians on this forum! Oh no, there goes another rib! :P

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Re: Jack of all trades.....
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2010, 05:04:09 PM »
aaah..KC, you're right! I'm the post misreader after all - the clue was in the question mark. Having a blonde moment..or would that be a "mature" moment. I guess I would fall down on the proof reading aspect ;D ;D
 


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