Retiring to Kalkan/Turkey- Would you given the opportunity?

[Blue Lizard]

i want a vikings burial..my longship will be set on fire and cast off into the sunset in front of thousands of weeping people while Wagners  ride of the Valkyries blasts out...till i get that i''m not going!!

[Lantana]

OK blue lizard, we''ll arrange it , just let us know when. Will start recruiting the weeping thousands right now but will tell them they may have to wait another 40 years before they get their starring role.
Sounds like it will be quite a send off
Lantana