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Author Topic: the NOT demise of death wish chicken. kalkans best kept secret until now  (Read 2403 times)

Offline samson

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 :) was sobbing over my chicken curry thinking rip death wish. the lovely lady in the restaurant came over to reassure me that it was not death wish i was eating. she was death wishes "mum"!! she has given me permission to tell what really happened.

death wish has not gone to chicken heaven or giblet hell.! she has however moved to a higher plane.( up the road and around the corner)
she has gone into respite care for reasons too sensitive to pass on (she was eating all the seedlings) mum tried everything she could to stop her she even called in a chicken whisperer . nothing worked. eventually she had to get chicken social services involved who decided that she should go into respite care. death wish mum has visiting rights  and death wish is very happy as her new friend is a handsome cock. she is clucking lucky that she did not end up at KFC !

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DWC survives, her worldwide fan club can rest at ease knowing that further mis-adventures will continue  ;D

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So pleased to hear that!!! I was very worried that we would finally meet up on a plate in Kalkan. I can now look forward to my holidays next week, secure in the knowledge that DWC is alive and kicking and having fun with her new friend!!!

Roll on next saturday....I'm getting giddy thinking about it!!!! :)

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Lets hope it's not a "Cock"and bull story and indeed the chicken has just crossed the road..(don't ask why? ::) ) and gone round the corner :P
People Of Britain.. When your missus asks "Does my bum look big in this? Never say "Dunno your blocking the light."... just sayin ????

 ta ta for now
Lizard

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hahahahahahahahah good.


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