Author Topic: Re: I'm a Celebrity (Read 7204 times)

Blue Lizard · « **on:** November 16, 2009, 06:01:10 PM »

NO!!! Simon High pants has shown his colours ..he chose Talentless pillocks over talented peoples dreams........I won't be back!!

i'm now on to The Jungle..until serial Munter Katie Price cheeses me off(if she goes in?) or they start eating lizards instead of kangaroo testacles!!

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Blue Lizard · « **Reply #1 on:** November 17, 2009, 10:39:57 AM »

Katie Price aka ( Jordan) is in the jungle..she appears to be wearing Orvilles lips!!....i feel like throwing bread at her

Quack! Quack!

Kefgirl · « **Reply #2 on:** November 17, 2009, 11:24:31 AM »

Ha-Ha BL, spot on re the lips!
I read in the paper that she went all the way to LA on her way to Oz to get her extensions done. Well she was robbed, they look dreadful

I'm starting to wonder if she's got that Body Dysmorphic Syndrome, coz she's constantly doing stuff to her face.
Not forgetting the teeth,

is she breaking them in for a horse?
Bizzare!

kalkan4eva · « **Reply #3 on:** November 17, 2009, 12:25:39 PM »

omigod the lips are Lesley Ash-alike

Does she really think that looks nice/sexy/attractive? I hope the public vote her to do EVERY bushtucker trial. The "celebs" will go hungry and there'll be lots of bickering...yipee! Hope they throw Kerry Katona in there just for sport - she needs the money!
X Factor and Jungle at the same time as a hectic work schedule and Christmas nights out...ITV you are too cruel

Chucky · « **Reply #4 on:** November 17, 2009, 08:32:35 PM »

I've taken the liberty of split the "X Factor" and starting "I'm a Celebrity".
I just cannot get into X Factor this time, I do not see anyone in it that has the X Factor. However, just lurve I'm a Celeb and love her or hate her, Katie will stir things up.
By the way, who is Camilla??
Joan

itstime · « **Reply #5 on:** November 17, 2009, 10:13:21 PM »

she is usually one of the professional dancers on Strictly. Not in it this year though and I did wonder why. Now I know.

Blue Lizard · « **Reply #6 on:** November 18, 2009, 09:21:28 AM »

Gino Decampo said he wouldn't speak to his wife for 24 hours if she Blew off or Burped in front of him!! i haven't spoken to Mrs Lizard for months!!

Lougie · « **Reply #7 on:** November 18, 2009, 01:06:18 PM »

Have to say I'm loving I'm a Celebrity just wish Katie Price would shut up going on about closure & Peter Andre, if it's closure shut up about it, felt sorry for her with that task last night but I'm still on team Andre!

Ant & Dec are the best thing about it, they make me laugh!

Blue Lizard · « **Reply #8 on:** November 18, 2009, 01:31:22 PM »

Who was it that told her to "Keep a stiff upper lip!!"...she took it literally!!..and why has she taken two Space hoppers into the jungle smuggled up her T shirt?

kalkan4eva · « **Reply #9 on:** November 18, 2009, 04:02:49 PM »

Sorry, didn't feel in the least bit sorry for KP last night - and neither did the vast majority of the Great British public because they voted for her again...YIPEE!!!! Sorry, felt it was all an act - and the day before in the swamp (and so do the so-called behaviour experts...!) She manages to swim in her swimming pool with her kids in LA so that water-phobia thing is sooooohhhhh fake.
Maybe I'm cruel, but like Lougie (and Ant), I'm Team Andre too.
Think it's a live challenge tonight - 8.30pm start!! Would the public be so mean as to choose Camilla?

Lougie · « **Reply #10 on:** November 18, 2009, 06:38:57 PM »

Camilla quit the show today aparently!

Chucky · « **Reply #11 on:** November 18, 2009, 08:24:36 PM »

What about Gorgeous George? They turned down his request for a "Stunt double" to do his trials but why does he need one when he seems to be exempt from them all on "Health Grounds". He is not exactly the female eye candy entrant so why is he in there?
Anyone else think KP is morphing into Janice?

MartynE · « **Reply #12 on:** November 18, 2009, 09:54:51 PM »

I was thinking more Janet (Street-Porter).

kalkan4eva · « **Reply #13 on:** November 18, 2009, 10:45:13 PM »

Joan you are so right...."oh man!!!!"
Actually felt a twinge of sympathy for KP tonight...it was fleeting but it was definitely there. Damn!!

Blue Lizard · « **Reply #14 on:** November 19, 2009, 09:22:29 AM »

See!! your falling into her trap!! thats how she works......Kym has got her sussed!! loved her dig at her..but she even turned that to her advantage...notice the little crocs had the snouts taped together..pity i would have loved one to take a bite out of her wotsits..two deflated beach balls spring to mind!!...snap! snap! snap!snap!..hisssssssssssss!!

kalkan4eva · « **Reply #15 on:** November 19, 2009, 11:11:00 AM »

Kym was spot on....as you say, BL. But it's so cleverly edited to garner sympathy for her - even Ant and Dec are trying to make the public like her by saying to the other "celebs" - "Could any of you have done that?" after the live trial.
Reminds me of the year John Fashanu was voted to do ALL the challenges...got a bit boring after a while

Chucky · « **Reply #16 on:** November 19, 2009, 08:31:30 PM »

And have you noticed how KP leaves camp with her hair one way, and has it titivated a couple of times before she gets back?
(Sorry, could not resist the titivate!!!)
Joan

Blue Lizard · « **Reply #17 on:** November 23, 2009, 08:43:37 AM »

Ha! Ha! The price woman has walked!! finally had enough publicity on the KP show....will she have to give back the Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â£350,000 ?or will it pay for some more plastic bits?

Chucky · « **Reply #18 on:** November 23, 2009, 08:03:19 PM »

Oh happy day!!!
No more KP acting like a likkle frightened girlie and no more Jedward.
She is unbelievable - fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake boobs, fake tan,fake teeth and faked fear - what was she doing on a "Reality" show!!!!!
Joan

Blue Lizard · « **Reply #19 on:** November 23, 2009, 09:30:43 PM »

Even her decision to clear off became the "look at me i'm katie show!!"...PAH!!

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