Suggestions please!

[AllanChris]

I have over 100 used drumsticks, so worn that they cannot be used for their intended purpose lest they split or break.   Suggestions please for what I can do with them, humorous    or otherwise  .  Wishing you all a lovely Christmas and New Year, Chris and Allan

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[misty]

Build a massive Kerplunk........and use them on that.....

[fitwenchdidyell]

Sell them as chopstix to your local Chinese??
 
Do a BlackAdder Goes Forth and stick them up your nose put your undies on your head and pretend you are mad??
 
Have a merry festives yourself

[itstime]

send them up to me so I can make a track to get my car out 
only joking, snow is clear for the moment but not loking good for next week.
Have a wonderful Christmas

[Blue Lizard]

You have over a 100 used drumsticks?...So are you saying you have a pile of chicken bones?