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For all the male members......
« on: March 14, 2008, 12:07:30 PM »
For all the male members of EK,

go to google and search on 14th March

 ;D

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Re: For all the male members......
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2008, 12:24:48 PM »
Jon - you should know us females better than that....you put up a statement like that and I bet you more women googled than did men...LOL!!   ;D ;D ;)  I bet you the steaks aren''t as good as the Kalkan steaks....  >:D >:D
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Re: For all the male members......
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2008, 12:36:25 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
People Of Britain.. When your missus asks "Does my bum look big in this? Never say "Dunno your blocking the light."... just sayin ????

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Re: For all the male members......
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2008, 12:57:28 PM »
As I didn''t get a valentine from my O/H - he''s got NO chance!! :D

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Re: For all the male members......
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2008, 01:36:24 PM »
some people are just struggling for web addresses. Proves my pointt on the jewellery topic, plenty of jewels before there''s any chance of that!
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Re: For all the male members......
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2008, 05:11:48 PM »
......If only

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Re: For all the male members......
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2008, 06:11:49 PM »
I''m willing to cook a steak, but that''s all!

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Re: For all the male members......
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2008, 06:26:47 PM »
Now do you all see what I have to put up with !!!! ::) ::) ::)

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Re: For all the male members......
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2008, 06:39:29 PM »
What did Jon really google? Would you really just try today''s date?

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Re: For all the male members......
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2008, 06:40:53 PM »
Julie..you didn''t say if Jon''s got steak for tea? ;D ;D

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Re: For all the male members......
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2008, 06:50:02 PM »
Just back from the butcher, hmmmmmm now what''s for afters? :o

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Re: For all the male members......
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2008, 06:57:08 PM »
i was at the butchers ,but the line of men was out the door and round the corner!!! ;D ;D

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Re: For all the male members......
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2008, 07:27:46 PM »
Reminds me of my favourite joke of all time - "What does lobster thermidor and a ** have in common?"

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Re: For all the male members......
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2008, 07:46:03 PM »
Reminds me of my favourite joke of all time - "What does lobster thermidor and a ** have in common?"

Can you please pm me the answer to that, jinfizz?

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Re: For all the male members......
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2008, 08:08:35 PM »
OMG ----- My husband came home with some steak and insisted we eat it tonight. I feel a headache coming on !!!!!  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D


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