Computer Lingo

[Chucky]

Byte: That’s what the mozzies  do.
Chip: What to munch on.
Micro Chip: What’s left in the bottom of the bag.
Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix’s wife.
Enter: C’mon in.
Hard Drive: Gettin’ home in the winter season.
Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys.
Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.
Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.
Log Off: Don’t add anymore wood.
Main Frame: Holds the roof up.
Mega Hertz: When you knock your funny bone.
Modem: What you do to lawns.
Monitor: Keeping an eye on the wood stove
Mouse: Small furry creature.
Port: Fancy wine.
Ram: The sheep with the horns.
Random Access Memory: You can’t remember what you paid for that new outfit when your partner asks.
Screen: To keep the mozzies out.
Windows: What to shut when it’s below 15 below. .


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