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Some thing a little light hearted
« on: May 18, 2011, 09:11:09 PM »
Had this sent to me and thought I'd share it with every one......

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door
of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.  For this, I
will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking.  How about only ten years
and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed......

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do
tricks, and make them laugh.  For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life
span."

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years?  That's a pretty long
time to perform.  How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God agreed......

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the
field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves
and give milk to support the farmer's family.  For this, I will give you a
life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years.  How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again......

On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry
and enjoy your life.  For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But the human said, "Only twenty years?  Could you possibly give me my
twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the
ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God.  "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy
ourselves.  For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our
family.  For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren.  And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and
bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.  I'm doing it
as a public service.






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Re: Some thing a little light hearted
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2011, 06:58:58 AM »
Nice one!
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Re: Some thing a little light hearted
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2011, 07:40:50 AM »
Very good  8)
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Re: Some thing a little light hearted
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2011, 07:54:47 AM »
Brilliant!!!


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