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Offline kalkan4eva

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Kalkan Bulge...
« on: September 29, 2010, 06:14:07 PM »
We've got friends staying in Kalkan right now who've e-mailed me to say someone has broken into their villa and stolen all their clothes, but kindly replaced them with identical pieces - just a size smaller ;D ;D :laugh:
 
Has anyone else had this problem?
 

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Re: Kalkan Bulge...
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2010, 06:19:59 PM »
That made me laugh!!!!!!!!!! Can relate to it.

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Re: Kalkan Bulge...
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2010, 07:09:37 PM »
Ha Ha. Yes everytime we visit! :0
Currently have a duplex apartment in Kiziltas which we visit as often as we can.

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Re: Kalkan Bulge...
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2010, 09:41:23 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D K4E that has made me laugh - just what I needed to cure my post Kalkan depression...and happily explains why my clothes are now too tight!!!

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Re: Kalkan Bulge...
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2010, 01:54:09 PM »
Thank gawd this has come to light as my Hubby has been blaming me for shrinking his Kalkan gear  :o and of course there were no calories in the slap up nosh and the large daily dose of Efes he consumed over the fortnight!!  ;)

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Re: Kalkan Bulge...
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2010, 02:03:52 PM »
It's obvious your washing machine settings are far too high and you are shrinking his clothes...he has my deepest sympathy :angel:
People Of Britain.. When your missus asks "Does my bum look big in this? Never say "Dunno your blocking the light."... just sayin ????

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Re: Kalkan Bulge...
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2010, 09:06:22 AM »
my husband always blames the scales! how can he arrive in kalkan at 10 stone 10lbs and arrive in the uk at 10 stone 22 (as he puts it) ! :o ???

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Re: Kalkan Bulge...
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2010, 06:05:23 PM »
Bassett, is your husband a jockey?... ;D ;D
At 10 stone 10lbs he can probably afford to allow a bit of Kalkan Bulge :laugh:  My BH was probably still in primary school when he was last 10 stone 10lb :)

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Re: Kalkan Bulge...
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2010, 10:01:38 PM »
ha ha . no he has to work hard in the uk and is just a greedy bugger when he comes to kalkan.! :)


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