Naked Scanner!!

[Blue Lizard]

Just seen on BBC cefax pages a new scanner is being trialed at Manchester Airport.This will show up any concealed weapons...it will also show up any piercings,Breast enhancements and all your "Squidgy bits" the authorities have said all images will be destroyed straight away......how long before images of Beryls Baps and Normans Nads are found on trains or left in pubs?..i had to check the date i thought it was april 1st

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[Brooksie]

Does it scan cold bloodied creatures too

[Blue Lizard]

Don't know because the intrusion will make my blood boil!!

[MartynE]

Sounds like a perv's charter to me. Does this mean all the scanner operators will have to start wearing dirty macs?

[Blue Lizard]

Maybe they would like everyone who is travelling to wear a clear plastic mac and nothing else !!!

[MartynE]

Enough to put me off my tea....

[clara48]

Think they ought to have it on widescreen, it definitely would take the boredom out of queuing everyone could play match the face to the bod lol! OH heaven forbid  Mind you it would be good for the diet as you wouldn't want anyone to see your odd spare tyre and wibbly wobbly bits! 

[Blue Lizard]

I can already see your wobbly bits...you and hubby go and put a coat on!!